I have a foul mouth, and big tits.
theunreadlibrarian:

If you don’t know who you are, then you don’t know who you’re not.
Beaut.

cravings:

cravings:

all i want in life is a 100k selfie

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oh

(Source: cravings, via dreamsntangles)


…or yet in wise old ravenclaw…
carpelibros:

No matter how crowded my bookshelves may get, Harry Potter will always have its own shelf. 
hoodratroughdiamond:

🍕🍔🍟🍰🍫🍦🍓🍌🍍🍉🍎

Omg need

Dr. Oliver Thredson is a court-appointed psychiatrist brought to Briarcliff Manor to assess Kit Walker’s competency to stand trial.
AHS: Asylum

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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(via accio-castiels-feathery-ass)

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

(via thief-of-always)

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.
I need a dachshund SO bad in my life.